Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Stranded at the Veteran's Day Parade

I've been offline because I've been sick. I've also had quite a few personal and professional commitments this week and with the bad cold bug I caught have been too tired for much else. Feeling a little perkier, we trekked over to Frederiksted for the Veteran's Day Parade, arrived at the parade line up, attempted to relocate the car which didn't start. Several consultations, phone calls and a tow truck ride later, I spent the Veteran's Day parade time in the Jeep dealership lobby watching the story of Wake Island and its significance in WWII. Actually, the history channel story was quite startling and a piece of WWII history I had not heard before. A little less than 100 US civilian contractors working on Wake in construction were held by the Japanese on Wake after the military members were sent to POW camps in Japan and China. The civilians were forced to build bunkers and then, after working as forced labor for some time, lined up on the beach and executed when food supplies ran low. Their deaths remained a secret until Wake was recaptured two years later.
The Virgin Islands had a group of military members return from deployment to Iraq recently. A different group is station there now. Soon other groups will join them. Remember them and all the others beyond the parades and the day off of work. Many days abroad remain for them.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Musings of a 10 foot scale

Maybe it's too much sun. Racing--for on the bumpy, pothole-filled roads of St Croix 50 mph is racing--from one errand to the next while trying to beat my contractor to my house, a strange thought entered my mind. Do other cultures refuse to touch things with a 10 foot pole?

The phrase is commonplace in my native south Georgia and can refer to either a person or a situation or any animal, vegetable, mineral now that I come to thing of it. e.g. "that dog has mange, I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole" (animal) or "those collards set out in the boiler overnight, I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole" (vegetable) or "Marsha can keep that big diamond ring because she had to sleep with Ted Thomas to get it and I wouldn't touch either one of them with a ten foot pole (person, situation, mineral). Marsha and Ted are fictional, as far as I know.

I just began to wonder today. . .do people in the UK use this phrase and if so does it have a metric equivalent?

The short answer I found, 'cause I know y'all are just dying to know, is no because the Brits invented the original 10 foot pole. Apparently river barges were steered with 10 foot poles and the slang phrase is first documented in print in 1758, Dictionary of Cliches.

When I googled "10 foot pole" I found: a band, sexual innuendo, fantasy football and someone who thought it was a racist slang directed at people of Polish descent (?).

I know what you're thinking--I have too much time on my hands. No, actually, I don't. I'm waiting for an editor and an interview subject to get back to me. I have two gentlemen grinding countertops right outside my window. I have b&b guests whose flight was delayed in Charlotte, NC. I'm fearful my plumber's not coming today which leaves me with a nonfunctioning kitchen sink and (totally unrelated) clogged master bath shower drain. I'm not going to make it today to the tailor and the two stores where I need to exchange merchandise. I have to make the third trip to the dump today (only so much trash fits in a Jeep wrangler), pick up my husband from work and walk the dog.

The 10 foot pole thing just invaded my brain and sometimes, no matter how busy you are, you just have to get it out of your system.